I have handpicked the best Christmas Jumpers on the market so you don’t have to.
So every single year my family throws a Christmas Jumper party. I think this tradition was born out of the fact that my Great Aunty Judy annually hires out a village hall to accommodate my ginormous family, and it’s always FREEZING. We all want to dress up, yet we all want to stay warm. Dilemma? Not really, and so the Christmas Jumper tradition came to be! Now we wear them to my Aunty Kate’s annual Xmas Quiz, the family gathering at the village hall and of course, on Xmas Day. Both practical and statement, the Xmas Jumper truly is the clothing of the Gods.
Behold my collection of the finest Xmas Jumpers in all the land!
I’ve fallen back in love with Dotty P’s after a long, LONG break away from the shop. And God, it feels good to be back. I think maybe I fell away for a while because Dotty’s is slightly more grown up in its vibe, and I work from home a lot and dress like a child. But now I’m working towards the whole MILF, SAHM kind of vibe, we’re working together again. Dorothy Perkins is having a 50% off sale on selected lines and has a whole load more Xmas jumpers HERE but in the meantime, these were my favourites.
Asos have a huge range of Christmas jumpers from a multitude of shops which you can explore HERE, ranging from expensive to cheap and cheerful! But they are currently having a sale of up to 70% off so if you like what you see, GO! GO! GO!
Why do I feel like Next Xmas jumpers are more sophisticated than most? I don’t know why, but I always get that upper class vibe from Next, but with reasonable prices. Asos had cheaper Xmas jumpers at £16, but I feel like the Next jumpers might last that tiny bit longer. Browse the rest of Next’s Xmas jumps HERE.
Ahh the classic JL. It wouldn’t be Christmas without it. If your Xmas jumper is from JL, your life is perfect. You probably host formal parties for your business colleagues with hors d’oeuvres and have kinky extramarital affairs with distinguished lawyers who have just flown in from Chicago after cracking yet another case. Your two faultless children, Bonnie and Archie, are top of the class in violin and French and are out carolling with the local choir and raising money for numerous charities with the Brownies. You’re probably wearing a spotless apron whilst polishing your Jamie Oliver casserole dish with your perfectly manicured fingers as we speak, whilst daydreaming about which of the latest new washing machines you want to upgrade to. But I digress. The point is, JL is everything. Shop the entire range of their Xmas jumpers HERE.
I love New Look. I have a huge soft spot in my heart for New Look because I worked there for a while and it was great. The girls I worked with were great. The discount was great. The job was great. God Bless New Look. You can browse their range of Xmas jumpers HERE, or simply check out my faves below. Who doesn’t love a mince-pie-over-each-titty look? Oh, and there’s 50% of selected lines RIGHT NOW!
That’s all for now, but do let me know if I’ve missed any glorious Xmas jumpers, and send me photos of yours!